Sarah Apology Tour — week I wrote 400 words and sent nothing

Cole gives a Tour update. He drafted the text three times this week. Each draft got longer. The third one was 400 words and had a footnote, basically. He deleted all three. Dog Sarah is asleep on his feet while he explains this. Button: he says he thinks he's making progress. He does not sound convinced.

Recurring storyline, always video — the talking-head delivery is how the non-resolution lands. Different subplot than the intro (which established the Tour without going deep). Strong deadpan button.

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