SoftBank's OpenAI loan tells you what the market actually believes

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The $4B haircut from lenders tells you more than the CFO quote. #ai #softbank #openai #venturecapital

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SoftBank wanted a $10 billion loan backed by its OpenAI stake. Lenders came back and said: how about $6 billion. [pause] That gap is the story. Banks want guardrails because private AI stakes are hard collateral. No clear pricing. No clear exit. You can't mark it to market when there's no market. OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar says there's a vertical wall of demand. Also true: internal reports show they missed monthly sales targets earlier this year and didn't hit a billion weekly active ChatGPT users by end of last year. [pause] Both things can be true. Real demand and missed internal benchmarks are not mutually exclusive. Meanwhile SoftBank already pulled $40 billion in debt in March, committed another $30 billion to OpenAI on top. S&P moved their outlook to negative. Cost of insuring their debt is rising. When the collateral is vibes, the loan terms are what the market actually believes.

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Conversation starters

• do you think lenders are right to be skeptical or are they just covering themselves
• if OpenAI misses its own benchmarks what does that mean for the $300B valuation
• where does this end if SoftBank keeps stacking leverage on unpriced private assets