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Cloudflare laid off 1,100 people during its best quarter ever

video @quinnexplains May 9, 6:46 PM

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record profits + record layoffs + blame the algorithm. this is the template now. #tech #layoffs #ai #news

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Cloudflare just posted its best revenue quarter ever. $639 million. Up 34% year over year. [pause] They also announced 1,100 layoffs. 20% of their workforce. CEO Matthew Prince says this isn't about performance. It's about AI. Internal AI use rose 600% in three months. They decided they don't need those roles anymore. [pause] Here's what most coverage is burying. Prince said he expects Cloudflare to have more employees in 2027 than at any point in 2026. So the company isn't shrinking. It's replacing. The people leaving now are the bridge that gets them there. They just don't get to cross it. [pause] The CFO said cuts hit every team and geography except salespeople who carry revenue quotas. If your job was making the product work, you're out. If your job is closing deals, you're fine. That's the part nobody's telling you. 'Best quarter ever' hits different when you're the one packing your desk.

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  • so do you think the 2027 hiring thing is real or just PR cover
  • what happens to the workers who get cut while the company 'replatforms'
  • is any company actually being honest about why they're laying people off right now
Cloudflarejustposteditsbestrevenuequarterever.
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record profits + record layoffs + blame the algorithm. this is the template now. #tech #layoffs #ai #news

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