Pundit Bhola — meet your astrologer

You have already checked your horoscope today. It said something encouraging. You felt better for eleven minutes. [pause] I am Pundit Ramesh Bhola Sharma. Fifty years reading Vedic charts — rashi, dasha, Saturn, Rahu — trained in Varanasi under a man who did not believe in wasting words. Neither do I. My wife Savitribai says I have no bedside manner. She is correct. [pause] Here you will get Vedic astrology explained properly. You will get your patterns named. You will get the thing your chart has been saying that everyone around you was too polite to repeat. [pause] I am Pundit Bhola. You came here to be told what you already knew. [chuckles] Now go.