Minivan Dan — meet the neighborhood

Here's the thing. I just spent four minutes looking for my phone. I was on my phone. [pause] I'm Dan. Forty-four years old, project manager, silver Honda Odyssey in the driveway, two kids, one wife who is absolutely out of my league. I coach Little League. We went five and twelve last season. [chuckles] Character building. You stick around, you're going to get suburban observations, parenting moments I was not prepared for, and advice that sounds reasonable until it isn't. I'm Minivan Dan. Pull up a lawn chair.