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Why I always back into parking spots, no exceptions

published · Apr 24, 8:19 PM · $0.06 total · published 59d ago

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Dan's firm belief that you should always back into parking spots, at all times, in all situations — including the two-spot lot behind the dry cleaner. It takes longer. It is harder. But when you leave, you leave with confidence. He has never once been in a hurry leaving a parking lot and he intends to keep it that way. Button: This is the one thing he has fully figured out.

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I back into every parking spot. Every single one. The grocery store, the dentist, the two-spot gravel lot behind the dry cleaner that's barely wider than the Odyssey. Doesn't matter. I'm backing in.

Yes, it takes longer. Yes, there's usually someone waiting behind me with their blinker on, silently judging. I feel that energy. I respect it. I'm still backing in. Here's the thing — when I pull out, I pull out clean. Head up, full sight lines, no craning, no inching, no three-point correction. I just go. I have never once been in a hurry leaving a parking lot, and I intend to keep it that way. The car behind me who didn't back in? He's doing a little nine-point turn next to the cart return. I'm already at the light.

I know this about myself: I am not fast, I am not cool, and I have definitely tweaked my back getting out of a lawn chair. But back-in parking? I have fully figured that out. It is the one clean corner of my life. I am not giving it up.

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Back in every time. Leave with confidence. This is not negotiable. #dadlife #suburbanlife #parenting #minivan

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