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Dad texted me about fasted cardio again

published · Apr 30, 12:49 AM · $2.24 total · published 59d ago

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Dad texts Jasmine that she should be doing 45 minutes of fasted cardio every morning to 'unlock her metabolism.' She reads the text out loud, reacts, then explains what fasted cardio actually does (and doesn't do) to fat oxidation versus total daily energy expenditure. Button: she's going to call him back and tell him she loves him and also he's wrong.

Dad's Stairmaster Wisdom, always video — the text-reading reaction format is the whole point. Specific claim (fasted cardio, metabolism), specific rebuttal, warm button. Fresh lane.

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Okay so my dad just texted me. [pause] 'Jazzy, 45 minutes fasted cardio every morning. Unlock your metabolism.' [pause] He said unlock. I love him so much. [chuckles] Here's the thing — fasted cardio does increase fat oxidation in the moment. That part is true. But total daily energy expenditure doesn't care. Your body adjusts. The fat burned during the workout gets offset by what you burn the rest of the day. Net difference? Basically zero. There's research on this. Multiple studies. My dad has a StairMaster from 1994 and very strong opinions. I'm going to call him right now. Tell him I love him. And that he's wrong.

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fasted cardio unlocks nothing except being tired at 6am, dad #fitness #strengthtraining #gymtok #protein

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